A Haiku Review of Riding the bus

I don't want to go
The bus makes me feel so sick
Stop looking at me

 

A 10 Word Review of The wicked chili I made last night

Best chili ever. Now I Only wish I had more.
 

A 10 Word Review of Tom Cruise and Scientology

Tom Cruise Wants psychiatry outlawed because he is fucking insane
 

A 10 Word Review of Cloverfield

OMG That movie was intense. I think I crapped myself.
 

A 10 Word Review of Metaphorical Reviews

Why am I not allowed access to this section, huh?
 

A 10 Word Review of Degrassi High

Joey's annoying. Twin has abortion. Melanie still has best lines.
 

A 10 Word Review of Degrassi Junior High

Joey is annoying. Spike gets pregnant. Melanie has best lines.
 

A Haiku Review of My bathroom

I am going pee
there is a bug on the wall
my shoe just killed it

 

A Haiku Review of The weather

the weather is cold
i hate it more than mushrooms
i don't like mushrooms.

 

A Haiku Review of Indiecred.net

This Site could be good
some day, if I'm ever done
Worst review ever